I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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