How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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