I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My nipple is on Facebook.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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