I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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