it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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