Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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