Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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