yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
True strength comes from lack of pants
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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