I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Randomize
