Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just cropdusted the office
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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