I wanna passion pit in your ass
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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