Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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