I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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