i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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