You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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