remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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