Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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