she was so not down for the gang bang
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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