i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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