they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
