I'm eating all of the evidence.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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