Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Houston, we have a blender
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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