I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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