Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
