He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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