Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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