he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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