Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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