3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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