he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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