im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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