I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
