he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Who wears a wallet chain?!
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Four minutes until I can fart!
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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