Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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