Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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