I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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