i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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