Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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