Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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