She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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