You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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