it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Houston, we have a blender
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
