ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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