No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Randomize
