So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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