I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
