There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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