im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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