Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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