Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The Olympian is in my bed
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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