I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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