I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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